I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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