Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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