I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
no you cant smoke seaweed
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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