Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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