white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you win again, gameday.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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