you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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