she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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