Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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