drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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