Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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