I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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