Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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