Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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