I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We don't watch enough power rangers
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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