you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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