How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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