found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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