we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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