Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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