I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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