Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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