I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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