therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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