I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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