How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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