Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Randomize
