Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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