And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Randomize
