think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
we're so committed to being not committed
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
