I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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