Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
