Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
sarcasm needs its own font
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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