He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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