loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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