I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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