I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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