Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
It's never too late to be topless.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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