Will you blow on my dice?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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