What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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