Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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