A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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