But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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