On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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