i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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