dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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