she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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