yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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