I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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