I need help removing her.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Please don't give away my fajitas
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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