Whod you bang
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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